filmnoirsbian:

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

note to future self : Figure out how to pin this

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aaxpa9a:

prokopetz:

One of those anime-style spells of fuck your shit up where the verbal component is a long monologue that name-drops a specific demon, except it goes into a weirdly personal level of detail regarding the relationship between the invoker and the demon.

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amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

Fuck it, Urbanism hot take night, none of you bitches actually know what gentrification is

Those dilapidated warehouses being demolished and turned into a restaurant or an apartment complex is not gentrification

No, that man with a metrosexual haircut wearing airpods on the bus is not gentrifying your neighborhood, he is a person, not the American socio-economic landscape

@clearancecreedwatersurvival You’d be surprised how many people fail to grasp this

Like people will see affordable housing being built and say “Gentrification” because it’s a 5 over 1 and has modern architecture

@timelineman-of-titors-edge A 5 over 1 is this bitch, the most hated architecture in the nation:

They are incredibly cheap to build apartment buildings with the current building codes. They are called 5 over 1’s because they are 5 floors with wooden frames over a concrete base

Shout out to someone finally getting the point of this post

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thesmegalodon:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

killwizard:

girlzero:

lurking on r/machinists and it’s good

@benihana-circumcision

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

i love manufacturing

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bigmeatpete69420 asked:

Not a question

Fuck nestle

bigmeatpete69420:

ominousvengabusnoises:

i concur

It’s hard when they own a lion share in the competition too

true, everywhere u go, there they are

bigmeatpete69420 asked:

Not a question

Fuck nestle

i concur

jame7t:

jame7t:

if i had a tumblr clique we’d be called the penis posters and well. we’d

huh? that doesnt

ramigir:

headspace-hotel:

starry-genome:

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:

cassandrasimplex:

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

IM SO PROUD OF US

kittydragondraws:

Who is going to call Twitter “X”

I am going to call it “X”

I am going to continue calling it Twitter

I’m not used to my posts blowing up so getting 2,200+ votes on the last one was a shock

can we go even higher?

rb and all that jazz

Quick someone post a screenshot of this to Twitter and tag Elon in it lol

not to hijack ur post op but i need y’all to see this. He made it onto our news cycle and now i’m curious, is he really as entitled of a jackass that ppl are making him out to be?

suiheisen:

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

even if Yoshiki forgives this, i won’t

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

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flowers-but-gayer:

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mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

look at her.

a flock…..

placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.

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friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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bisexula:

bisexula:

love is a

liquid

solid

gas

explain ur reasoning in the tags … :)

already emotional over all of your reasonings im excited to see this progress

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